there are a few hard and fast rules that most black people instinctively know and live by.

negritaaa:

queennubian:

deveninanolddress:

1. don’t ask for or touch anything in the grocery store, or woe be unto you
2. you can’t eat everybody’s potato salad
3. if you see other black people running, start running. don’t ask why they’re running, don’t ask where they’re going, save your breath and don’t stop until they stop
4. anything can be used for discipline: belts, shoes, mini-blinds, extension cords, branches from trees, etc.
5. if they’re shooting, get low and ZIGZAG

and so on, and so forth.

commandments 

rules i live by.