What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag
that does not look like a fucking potato to me
why were you in the potato tag
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
Shit is about to go down
Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between
My cousin is being deployed, and this is my favorite photo he’s sent me so far. She won….
I love this.
This is my new role model lol
Now try and tell me women are too weak to serve on the front lines
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry.
Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”
Where is her Academy Award?
"[I would rather] have a dragon. Which I do in my dreams every night when I AM Daenerys Stormborn of the house Targaryen.” - Kristen Bell
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
blue ivy clapping for her mom’s performance!
i almost lost it